11/30/2022 0 Comments Scorpion king game![]() ![]() If this makes me a bad reviewer, so be it. I’m sorry I can’t be more informative about the intricacies of the game, but I will never play it again as long as I live. ![]() Everything else is a lesson in “How Not to Make a Game”. About 1% of movie licenses are palatable and they usually have to start with “Golden” and end with “Eye”. I could rant about how pathetic it is to even allow a game like this to be released, but then again it’s very simple: movie license. I’ve never been so unhappy with a GameCube controller in my hands. I finally threw-my hands up in frustration on level 4 of this wretched game. Every once and awhile you walk through a door and you see a quick shot of these guys seeing you and running towards you, and then the pattern continues. Oh wait some rooms have a dog with the guys. ![]() You walk through the door and it starts all over with the same guys. New ones emerge out of thin air, you hit A & B a bunch, they die, and the door opens. The entire game consists of button mashing against the same 2-3 guys in a room until they die, and then going through the door that opens up because they’re dead. Straight up and floating.īut none of this prepares you for just how bad this game is. The animation of said characters? When “The Rock” jumps, it will remind you of Mario… The in-game models? You know what the refs and cameramen look like in NFL2K3? The ones the developers spent NO time with? You got it. The first cut scene? Compression so bad you have to wonder if they used a program to send the file through email. The opening? A picture of “The Rock” with a mono version of “I Stand Alone” playing in all its glory. ![]() I simply wasn’t prepared for how miserable the next few hours of my life would be when I put this game in… I don’t want this to be funny I just want it to be over. I don’t ever want to play a game this bad again. Humor usually fills the article, and, in turn, it is fun to write and read. Usually games this horrendous inspire a reviewer to use every biting, witty remark he can find. ![]()
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